Santa’s Favorite Pizza…

What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
One that is deep pan, crisp and even.

Christmas Illness!

Q: What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations?
A: Tinsellitis

Down the Chimney

Q: Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
A: Because it soots him

What? No Turkey?

Q: Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
A: The turkey – he’s always stuffed