Star Wars Christmas

Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker were having one of their little father and son chats… light sabers drawn and sparks flying.
Vader pinned Luke against a bulkhead and glared into his face, “I know what you’re getting for Christmas, Luke,” he said, “Ohhh, yes! I know!”
Luke fought himself free and jumped to a higher platform just [...]

Christmas Presents

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn’t been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too [...]